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the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
BRING THE BAGELS
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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