Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I am in a vortex of obligation.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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