well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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