she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Who died my cat blue again?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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