a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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