He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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