her vagina looked like bernie madoff
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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