why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
