My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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