this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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