So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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