508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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