he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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