i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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