Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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