Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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