I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
He is an equal opportunity slut.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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