i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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