In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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