he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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