Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Small penises have feelings too.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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