After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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