Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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