I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Found your dick twin last night
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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