That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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