Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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