I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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