My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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