Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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