i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
They took my balls.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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