Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
We are all done wearing pants today
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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