if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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