I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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