But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I didn't notice because vodka
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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