I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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