Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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