you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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