hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
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