Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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