"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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