Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
there is glitter all over my balls
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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