you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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