so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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