I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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