THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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