when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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