I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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