I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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