guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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