I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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