I heard we made out
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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