I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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