i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Randomize
