Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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